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Office Politics in the Ask Ben & Clare Age.

Hongkers asks… To make use of your expertise, how should I deal with office snake? Any tips to beat the office bitch? Clare answers… Phew, I’m glad you clarified that, Hongkers love. For a fleeting second, I thought there really was … Continue reading

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Daily Mail and Faily Fail Fail

What? Who? Where? When? What? What? Gone for months? Who? What? When? Oh. Us. Well we’re back now. So stop it. No, stop it. Shush! We’ll sort your problems. One at a time please. OK. Here we go… Socialist Sue … Continue reading

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A ‘Favourite’ Question.

Screen150 asks…  Hi Clare. Hi Ben. (ladies first) Is it really possible to have a favourite film? Is it really possible to choose one film out of every film ever seen and made, and declare it the best? Why do … Continue reading

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Hey, Ben and Clare, are you coming out to play?

Hey guys, sorry about the radio silence – yes, we’re coming out to play, and we’re gonna up our game with this computer-based conundrum. Prepare to be consoled…  Jon asks… I am in my forties and the last time I played computer … Continue reading

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On a wing and a prayer

Given the depths of winter in which we find ourselves, we thought it was safe to finally get round to answering this question, which we were sent back in the heady days of summer. Any wasp-bothering replies will therefore hopefully … Continue reading

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A post on James “rhymes with” Blunt

Matthew Bionic asks… Dear Ask Ben & Clare I find James Blunt depressing. For every four bars of his music I hear, I have to punch a kitten, rub my ears on a cheese grater or leave the toilet seat … Continue reading

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Social ranking (or socially rank?)

In order to mix it up a bit and keep this gig fresh-out-da-kitchen, Ben got first dibs at this latest instalment (to be honest, he’d been getting a tad crabby at always playing second fiddle to me, always having to … Continue reading

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