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Hongkers asks… To make use of your expertise, how should I deal with office snake? Any tips to beat the office bitch? Clare answers… Phew, I’m glad you clarified that, Hongkers love. For a fleeting second, I thought there really was … Continue reading
What? Who? Where? When? What? What? Gone for months? Who? What? When? Oh. Us. Well we’re back now. So stop it. No, stop it. Shush! We’ll sort your problems. One at a time please. OK. Here we go… Socialist Sue … Continue reading
Screen150 asks… Hi Clare. Hi Ben. (ladies first) Is it really possible to have a favourite film? Is it really possible to choose one film out of every film ever seen and made, and declare it the best? Why do … Continue reading
A question from an angry young(ish) man. The Plashing Vole asks… “I have a question for Ben and Clare. Why does nobody ever sit next to me on buses and trains? I’m in Rotherham. Jesus what a dump. A” Clare answers… I’m … Continue reading
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As an illustration of how no question is too big (or too vague) for the intellectual powerhouse that is Ask Ben & Clare, we tackle one man’s impotent rage at the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Matthew Bionic asks… … Continue reading
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Ewar asks… Hello Ben and Clare! My dilemma is an age-old classic one, but that doesn’t make it any less painful. Both of your thoughts are appreciated, but I fancy Clare’s (if Clare even exists, I never know with you … Continue reading